CDs! T's! OMGs!

Excitment is running rampant throughout the Joko Records office today. Part of it is because Neil Diamond suprised us with a six-foot birthday cake and a seven-layer submarine sandwich, even though Corey the intern ate like half of it. C'mon, Corey, just because we don't pay you doesn't mean you can bogart the yummies. The other half of our excitement comes from the impending release date of the newest Daddy's Gonna Kill Ralphie compact disc, "Love Sincerely," Writes the Writer.


And that's not all Angela Lansbury wrote, there's also lots of other goodies coming your way. Just in case you're one of those cold and naked Daddy's Gonna Kill Ralphie fans, Joko Records is providing you with the amazing opportunity to buy some of the first ever Daddy Tees! Two styles, three colors, four sizes, a million possibilities! But mostly, you'd probably want to wear them.


The magic of the internet has allowed us at Joko Records to start to move ourselves into the 20th century. Add that to the science of the handy camcorder and you've got an unstoppable combination. Not unlike Bennifer or TomKat. So, I guess we've got an intercorder. Or a camernet (not to be confused with the alcoholic drink of a similar name). So now, for the first time anywhere, anytime, anywhichway, we welcome you to Daddy's Gonna Kill Ralphie, the Video Collection. Or, as we lovingly refer to it, Daddy Killed The Radio Star. Just clicky click here for the full experience. Be sure to check out all 17 videos!


And if that aint enough, the whole Daddy's Gonna Kill Ralphie crew is coming to your town! That is, assuming you live in Washington DC, Cleveland, or Sandusky, Ohio.

Your job now is to go to www.daddysgonnakillralphie.com. That's where you can preorder the CDs and t-shirts, as well as get up-to-date concert info. Because c'mon, nobody takes the Joko Records site seriously anyway.
~Joko!