Little to the Left!

We at Joko Records know that there's a lot of music out there. Once in a while you folks need to take the Daddy's Gonna Kill Ralphie 8-track out and put something new in. Well we've got something you're gonna want to put in, then out, then in again.

It's the brand-spankerin' new Little to the Left album, "Bourgeoisie," featuring such hits as "Dueling Mouth Banjos" and "Indiana Sucks." But who, you ask, are these two foxey ladies fronting this punkified band?

The indifferent French broad is Carla McTrashensteinbergstein. You can find Carla McT in the 1999 Guiness Book of World Records for having the longest sassy streak in the world. The following year, her record was defeated by Demi Moore, fresh off of her divorce from the Die Hard Man.

Her partner in crime is Mrs. Rose Bootylicious, the mohawkified former teen pop sensation. Her former claims to fame are appearing on an unaired episode of Star Search (in which a drunk Ed MacMahon pees on comedian Sinbad) and a recurring role on Perfect Strangers as "Debbie," the wacky neighbor.

Carla McT met Mrs. B back in the 3rd grade when both young girls were members of their local Wilderness Girls troops. After Carla's Beverly Hills chapter defeated Rose's team, the Red Feathers, the two did not speak for 15 years. Then, after an accidental double-booking at a Japanese karaoke bar, the two rivals attempted to sing over each other, mixing Carla's rendition of "Fire and Rain" with Rose's "Where Eagles Dare." Needless to say, the end result was pretty terrible. But after the bonding experience of getting booed off the stage, they decided to combine their efforts and start their own Wilderness Girls troop.

When that didn't work, they started a band.

Little to the Left has become a neo-post-thrash-hardcore-gerbil-glam-punk sensation. This is mostly due to the band's complete understanding of what it takes to become truly "punk." Peeing in sinks, eating Chinese food in the dark, and owning an out-of-commission sewing machine. Yeah, these ladies know where it's at.

Buy their album! According to early reviews, "The best non-Daddy's fake album Boko Records has made yet!" (~The Wall Street Times)

~Joko!